How In The Hell Did I Get Here?

I really don’t know what I’m doing anymore.

sachimo:

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

Three weeks since my last roommate moved out…

So far there is no sign of a replacement…

I pray that I’ve slipped between the cracks-

But eventually they will come…

They always do…

moonflowerlights:

#how long have we been holding on to this one?
sambarrrrrr:

gentlewaymyass:

If only I had a significant other…

True

sambarrrrrr:

gentlewaymyass:

If only I had a significant other…

True

howinthehelldidigethere:

Current Political Opinion- Fuck it we’re using black magic to bring back Theodore Roosevelt. 

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Reblogging my own post because after catching up on world happenings- this is again relevant.

Three cheers for being fucked over backwards for the 4th of July.

Secured to base and cammies.

Why you might ask?

Because my Sgt didn’t like how our cabinets were organized.

So yeah- happy birthday America- thanks for making the one weekend I really needed shit and go fuck yourself.

Artsy shit and eyeballs…

the-pink-mist:

rifleisfine:

sexecutive-outcums:

failedsuicideclub:

Hero.

This isn’t even the whole story. They told him he couldn’t go because they had no way of getting him there. So he walked outside when they weren’t looking and took a fucking bus. The next time he was seen was on Sword Beach, ith all his medals pinned to his chest.
brb, crying

The fucking Wehrmacht couldn’t stop him from hitting that beach the first time, what the fuck did the care home staff think they could do?

^^^^

the-pink-mist:

rifleisfine:

sexecutive-outcums:

failedsuicideclub:

Hero.

This isn’t even the whole story. They told him he couldn’t go because they had no way of getting him there. So he walked outside when they weren’t looking and took a fucking bus. The next time he was seen was on Sword Beach, ith all his medals pinned to his chest.

brb, crying

The fucking Wehrmacht couldn’t stop him from hitting that beach the first time, what the fuck did the care home staff think they could do?

^^^^