How In The Hell Did I Get Here?
Argh…….

Finally tracked down the Marine Corps recruiters at my school today. I saw the uniform from across the courtyard and was like-

"HOLYFUCKFINALLYBGFRUIHJOSJKMLGFJGNNGKRGHGNGBHFKSNGDGUFLSGN!!!!!!!!!"

I made an attempt to go up and talk to them, but was met a massive wall of muscular-testosterone filled-teenage boys all talking full speed to both of the Marines standing there…

 So, I still haven’t had any of my questions answered, but oh well, I managed to grab a few of the pamphlet things they had out-then proceeded to sneak away in a fashion not akin to someone hoping to become a Marine someday……..

Shit…